Post by Naruto_Minato's Legacy on Dec 9, 2008 23:52:21 GMT -5
Episode 2
Naruto: ok, so..... I guess your probably wondering why Sasuke was the only member who didn’t have a speaking role last episode. Well......... there’s a reason for that. *cuts to a shooting episodes scene *
Director: And........Action!
Sasuke: I have to avenge my clan! And kill a certain someone........ because killing him.... is the reason...... I EXIST!!!!!!
Director: Cut! Nice job, Sasuke!
Sasuke: um.....are you sure... I wasn’t too mean or loud? *twiddles fingers*
Director: *sighs* No, sasuke, you were fine!
Sasuke: um......ok.. I’ll go practice my next lines..... *Runs off screen and runs into the camera*
Director: No! Sasuke, watch where your goi–!!!!
Cameraman: Waaa-AHHHH!!!
Director: Dammit! That’s the 5th camera this week!
Sakura: *walks by* That’s also the 8th cameraman this week!
Director: Augh! *smacks his forehead*
*Theme song plays*
Producer: Um, sir, the ninja you wanted are here.
Director: Alright, bring them in!
Ino: Yeah! The Ino-Shika-Cho team is here!
Choji: *with food in his mouth* Yeah.........
Shikamaru: ZzzzZZZZzzzzz *asleep in the middle of the door*
Director: *whispers to producer* Hey! I thought I said we don’t want Ino!
Producer: *whispers back* Well, the girl we had to play the role was too big an actress.
Director: *still whispering* Who’d you try to get? Jessica Alba? Angelina Jolie?
Producer: *also still whispering* No, I mean she was literally too big an actress. She weighed over 300 lbs. In fact, she’s right over there sleeping under the buffet table.
Director: Agh! Fine! Ino, Choji, go get ready in your dressing rooms! And somebody, get Shikamaru out of the damn doorway!
Ino: Excuse me! *taps the producer’s shoulder* I hoped you guys remembered to get my new mirror for my dressing room.
Producer: Well, how couldn't we! We even got you a new and customized mirror just for you!
Ino: Thanks! *skips to her dressing room*
Producer: *says under his breath* Especially since you broke the last one when you looked into it.... *turns around and walks off*
Director: Ok, everyone hurry up, filming starts in 3 minutes!
Choji: Um, hey Jim! Why is their a fat chick under the buffet table? I actually lost my appetite when I saw here! Can you believe that! I lost my appetite!
Shikamaru: *yawns* *takes out his phone* Hey, mom! Did you remember to pack my pillow and Superman pajamas.
Choji: Whoa, whoa, wait, hold on a minute! The Leaf Village has computers, movie theaters and apparently even cellphones....... but it doesn’t have cars? What the hell is up with that!? I mean seriously, what period in time do we even live in?
Director: ok, ok, if we’re all done breaking the 4th wall, let’s get to work! Everybody on set!
Ino: *comes out of her room* Oh, by the way, Mr. Producer man! I’m going to need a new mirror! Thanks! *skips off*
Producer: ........ *sighs* dammit!
Director: Ok, ready................. Action!
Choji: Leave it to me! Partial Expansion Jutsu! *grabs 2 evil ninja and squeezes them*
Shikamaru: Shadow Possession Jutsu! *catches 8 ninja and throws shuriken at them*
Ino: Mind Transfer Jutsu! *takes the mind of one of the ninja*
Evil Ninja: .......!!
Evil Ninja (2): Hey! Are you alright, man!
Evil Ninja: Yeah!
Evil Ninja(2): Are you sure?
Evil Ninja: Yeah, although I do feel more bitchy now!
Shikamaru: That explains it all! Heh heh!
Choji: Hahaha! Burned! He torched your ass, Ino!
Ino: *grunts*
Ends
Naruto: ok, so..... I guess your probably wondering why Sasuke was the only member who didn’t have a speaking role last episode. Well......... there’s a reason for that. *cuts to a shooting episodes scene *
Director: And........Action!
Sasuke: I have to avenge my clan! And kill a certain someone........ because killing him.... is the reason...... I EXIST!!!!!!
Director: Cut! Nice job, Sasuke!
Sasuke: um.....are you sure... I wasn’t too mean or loud? *twiddles fingers*
Director: *sighs* No, sasuke, you were fine!
Sasuke: um......ok.. I’ll go practice my next lines..... *Runs off screen and runs into the camera*
Director: No! Sasuke, watch where your goi–!!!!
Cameraman: Waaa-AHHHH!!!
Director: Dammit! That’s the 5th camera this week!
Sakura: *walks by* That’s also the 8th cameraman this week!
Director: Augh! *smacks his forehead*
*Theme song plays*
Producer: Um, sir, the ninja you wanted are here.
Director: Alright, bring them in!
Ino: Yeah! The Ino-Shika-Cho team is here!
Choji: *with food in his mouth* Yeah.........
Shikamaru: ZzzzZZZZzzzzz *asleep in the middle of the door*
Director: *whispers to producer* Hey! I thought I said we don’t want Ino!
Producer: *whispers back* Well, the girl we had to play the role was too big an actress.
Director: *still whispering* Who’d you try to get? Jessica Alba? Angelina Jolie?
Producer: *also still whispering* No, I mean she was literally too big an actress. She weighed over 300 lbs. In fact, she’s right over there sleeping under the buffet table.
Director: Agh! Fine! Ino, Choji, go get ready in your dressing rooms! And somebody, get Shikamaru out of the damn doorway!
Ino: Excuse me! *taps the producer’s shoulder* I hoped you guys remembered to get my new mirror for my dressing room.
Producer: Well, how couldn't we! We even got you a new and customized mirror just for you!
Ino: Thanks! *skips to her dressing room*
Producer: *says under his breath* Especially since you broke the last one when you looked into it.... *turns around and walks off*
Director: Ok, everyone hurry up, filming starts in 3 minutes!
Choji: Um, hey Jim! Why is their a fat chick under the buffet table? I actually lost my appetite when I saw here! Can you believe that! I lost my appetite!
Shikamaru: *yawns* *takes out his phone* Hey, mom! Did you remember to pack my pillow and Superman pajamas.
Choji: Whoa, whoa, wait, hold on a minute! The Leaf Village has computers, movie theaters and apparently even cellphones....... but it doesn’t have cars? What the hell is up with that!? I mean seriously, what period in time do we even live in?
Director: ok, ok, if we’re all done breaking the 4th wall, let’s get to work! Everybody on set!
Ino: *comes out of her room* Oh, by the way, Mr. Producer man! I’m going to need a new mirror! Thanks! *skips off*
Producer: ........ *sighs* dammit!
Director: Ok, ready................. Action!
Choji: Leave it to me! Partial Expansion Jutsu! *grabs 2 evil ninja and squeezes them*
Shikamaru: Shadow Possession Jutsu! *catches 8 ninja and throws shuriken at them*
Ino: Mind Transfer Jutsu! *takes the mind of one of the ninja*
Evil Ninja: .......!!
Evil Ninja (2): Hey! Are you alright, man!
Evil Ninja: Yeah!
Evil Ninja(2): Are you sure?
Evil Ninja: Yeah, although I do feel more bitchy now!
Shikamaru: That explains it all! Heh heh!
Choji: Hahaha! Burned! He torched your ass, Ino!
Ino: *grunts*
Ends