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Post by Naruto_Minato's Legacy on May 7, 2009 20:28:49 GMT -5
Post any yo momma jokes relating to Naruto! I'll start:
1. Yo momma so ugly even Naruto can "believe it" 2. Yo momma so ugly ANBU Black Ops made her join just so they could put a mask on her 3. Yo momma so fat she laughed at Choji for being anorexic 4. Yo momma so fat, Ino used her Mind Transfer jutsu on her and was killed by large images of hot dogs and Pancakes. 5. Yo momma so fat when kakashi used thousand years of death on her, his fingers got stuck. 6. yo momma so fat she performed the clone jutsu and stretched out the ninja school 7. (Ok I found these on a website! They're so stupid and they try to explain their joke! I laughed so hard! XD)
Yo mama's so fat, she won against Haku because his ice mirrors couldn't fit around her.
Yo mama's so fat, she farted and created the Star village. (You know that village in the anime only episode where it was toxic to go in without a mask)
Yo mama's so fat, she rolled over and killed the entire Uchiha clan. (Sasuke was out fishing)
Yo mama's so fat, Sasori's Satetsu Kaihou (that huge iron sand attack) was absorbed into her rolls.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses Sasori's puppets as bath toys.
Yo mama's so fat, when Hidan licked her blood, he swore it tasted like Ragu.
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Post by Sasuke Uchiha on May 7, 2009 21:39:34 GMT -5
yo mama so ugly jiraiya didnt evn want to c her naked yo mama so fat evn gaara's sand cofin cudnt kil her yo mama so ugly shes the reasn y kakashi wears a mask yo mama so ugly, not evn Gai cud use the nice guy pose on her
lol, naruto rembr the site had this joke: Yo Mama's so... hey... Where's yo Mama?
*Naruto cries* 2nd joke from same site: Yo mama's so fat here thumb is the size of Tsunade's left Breast
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Post by Kia Uchiha on May 8, 2009 6:14:15 GMT -5
Yo mama's so ugly Orochimaru thought she was a man and hit on her. Yo mama so fat that Neji couldn't hit her chakra points. Yo mama is so emo, that sasuke imidiatly had to cut his wrist after reading a poem from her Yo Mama's eyebrows are so thick, that even Rock Lee was disgusted
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Post by Sasuke Uchiha on May 8, 2009 15:03:03 GMT -5
yo mama's so ugly she was gaara's sistr k n this is from a randm fite on a site tat i jst found: Sakura:Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
Hinata:Yo mamma so dirty she makes mud look clean!
Sakura:Yo mamma so fat were in her right now!
Hinata:Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her...
Sakura:Yo mamma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Hinata:Yo mamma so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave!
Sakura:Yo mamma so stupid, she got fired from a blowjob!
Tenten:NOW STOP!!!!
ok, the judges say, will, whatever they say and then...........
Tenten:the winner is HINATA!!!
Everyone:YAY!!!!!!!! *end of fite* tats sum othr site's fite
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Post by Naruto_Minato's Legacy on May 8, 2009 16:36:04 GMT -5
All of those were prtty stupid! well the blowjob one was kinda funny! XD I dont like Hinata that much.... ppl only like her because she still acts like a cute 10 year old. But as a ninja..... she's not as great as she cud be.....
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Post by Sasuke Uchiha on May 9, 2009 10:31:03 GMT -5
lol yea tat 1 was funy but it was all stupid n so i had to post it n evntualy she'l b a betr ninja, wel hopefuly not wen its alrdy too late at least
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Post by Naruto_Minato's Legacy on May 10, 2009 21:28:04 GMT -5
haha hopefully XD
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Post by Kia Uchiha on May 12, 2009 6:13:38 GMT -5
Okay then........
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Post by Sasuke Uchiha on May 12, 2009 15:05:58 GMT -5
k then wat?
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Post by Naruto_Minato's Legacy on May 12, 2009 21:14:34 GMT -5
Yo momma so Hinata that ............ (Get it?! XD)
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Post by Sasuke Uchiha on May 13, 2009 5:56:42 GMT -5
lol yea i got it o hey, this isnt naruto related but my friend told me this 1 yo mama so fat, wen ppl saw her in the watr they yelld "WE FOUND A NEW CONTINENT!!!
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Post by Kia Uchiha on May 14, 2009 6:08:26 GMT -5
Omg!! well... your mamma's so stupid, she was trying on a pair of shorts and said "these pants dont fit"
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Post by Naruto_Minato's Legacy on May 15, 2009 21:03:58 GMT -5
Jannea XD I think you got it twisted there.... I think its pair of pants and say "These shorts dont fit" HAHAHA
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Post by Kia Uchiha on May 17, 2009 15:05:20 GMT -5
no..... but okay ;D
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Post by Naruto_Minato's Legacy on May 18, 2009 18:17:42 GMT -5
WELL I DONT GET IT THE OTHER WAY?! @_@ Why did the Ninja cross the road....?
I think the real question is.... why does it matter? There are no cars in Naruto going to hit you! Right?! ;D
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