Post any yo momma jokes relating to Naruto! I'll start:
1. Yo momma so ugly even Naruto can "believe it"
2. Yo momma so ugly ANBU Black Ops made her join just so they could put a mask on her
3. Yo momma so fat she laughed at Choji for being anorexic
4. Yo momma so fat, Ino used her Mind Transfer jutsu on her and was killed by large images of hot dogs and Pancakes.
5. Yo momma so fat when kakashi used thousand years of death on her, his fingers got stuck.
6. yo momma so fat she performed the clone jutsu and stretched out the ninja school
7. (Ok I found these on a website! They're so stupid and they try to explain their joke! I laughed so hard! XD)
Yo mama's so fat, she won against Haku because his ice mirrors couldn't fit around her.
Yo mama's so fat, she farted and created the Star village. (You know that village in the anime only episode where it was toxic to go in without a mask)
Yo mama's so fat, she rolled over and killed the entire Uchiha clan. (Sasuke was out fishing)
Yo mama's so fat, Sasori's Satetsu Kaihou (that huge iron sand attack) was absorbed into her rolls.
Yo mama's so fat, she uses Sasori's puppets as bath toys.
Yo mama's so fat, when Hidan licked her blood, he swore it tasted like Ragu.